Campus Quotes

 

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November 17 Issue:

“I’m a walking dad joke.”-Derek Brower

—Lynae Dadisman

“You were like Ussain Bolt…. except much much slower.” – Numon Gafurov

—Osiris Ordaz

“I just robbed Fareway.”-Brian Follettt on purchasing sixty bottles of Crystal Pepsi for $3.78

—Jamie Prescott

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November 10 Issue:

“I think I’ve fallen in love like four times tonight.”—young man overheard at Hospers Coffeehouse

—Victoria Horn

“Yes, I did LSD, but I thought that meant long, slow, distance.”-Dr. Westerholm

—Chris Miksch

“If your tongue was the size of your thigh, it would be the strongest muscle”-Alli Derr

—Liesbeth ten Hoeve