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September 22 Issue:
Not that I’m generally opposed to making people suffer. I am a mother after all.
You know how newspapers have titles then those subtitles? Like the heading is ‘I don’t know what’s going on,’ subtitle ‘Student doesn’t know what’s going on.’
September 15 Issue:
*walks into class 10 minutes late*
‘Sorry I’m late, I had to pet a cat.’
*prof ain’t even mad*
Randyl Lynn Getz
We really don’t have much for snacks right now…
-Anita Jeppesen pouring out a bottle of vitamin C gummies.
Guys, I just parked in Hades for the first time. Let’s mourn over our non-existing seniority…