“Men don’t have penis envy, they have breast quest.”
– Professor Laird Edman, reexamining the validity of Freud’s psychoanalytical theory in a psycology class
“I’m not a cannibal. I’m a humanitarian.”
– Tim Clough discussing vegetarianism and humanitarianism
“You can’t be a pimp for Jesus”
– Professor Michael Andres in discussing cultural relevance in relation to the Gospel message
“I only own one true pair of boxers, but I only wear them when I am feeling……..free.”
– Abraham Klafter in reference to his “Image and Clothing” paper for Kensak
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