“Naturally, as a poet he commited suicide because that’s the only way a poet can die”
– Junior Brandon Lenderink on Vachel Lindsay
“Its not that I’m committed, it’s just that I’m married!”
– Professor of Chemistry Tim Lubben commenting on why he put so much effort into taking care of his sick cat.
“Welcome to West Hall. You’re wrong.”
– Junior Seth Lembke, explaining to Freshman Zach Hankel precisely why tomatoes are not vegetables.
“Didn’t you read the bible? Two unequally yoked people can not be together!”
– Ashley Wright on Tim De Haan being a Pirate and Megan Redlin being a ninja.
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