First Floor North accompanied us through the magical land of “Theme Parks.” There, one of my party members was pulled into a room, bejeweled, and gifted the garments of royalty.
As we continued the journey, we watched the following tale unfold: a princess and her suitor conferring, the suitor awakening another princess from a magical sleep with a kiss, an indignant reaction from the original princess, and an eventual reconciling of the original princess and the suitor, resulting in their engagement.
We exited this land of theme parks to the inharmonious singing of the land’s inhabitants.
First Floor South took us through the extraordinary lands of the Midwest; swathed with endless fields of corn, places to stop and rest far and few between, and a large gopher who goes by the name of Buckee and seems to own some kind of shop which shares his name.
Second Floor South took us to see the esteemed monument that is Mount PGC. It was truly a most majestic, and glorious sight.
Second Floor North took us to the frigid continent of Antarctica. The highlight of this portion of the voyage, for me, was the sight of one of the inhabitant’s pursuit of the elusive polar bear.
While in this settlement we also observed a second marriage proposal, and engagement.
Third Floor North ironically took us to an area known simply as The South. The population of The South spoke with a charming twang.
While here, we participated in a local singing ritual known as Karaoke, and another ritual, one of dancing, known as The Cotton Eye Joe.
Third Floor South took us to the beach, where one of our members was requested to dig in the sand for treasure.
He was successful in this endeavor and found the culinary delicacy that is an Airhead.
And to our amazement, we encountered a marvelous creature—part cat, part shark—a PGC original. A few of my party members were even able to pet this beautiful creature’s fur.
Our guided trip through each of these unique lands was wrapped up with a banquet of root beer floats.
Here, we were able to converse with other travelers about our experiences and engage in a cote as to which of these lands was the best.
First Floor South’s Midwest was the decided winner of the title. I hope this has served to adequately inform those who were unfortunate enough to have missed such a unique experience.
