“I’m like a human bowel, I’m very irritable.”
– Professor of History Michael Kugler, expressing his feelings about grading 115 papers in the last week of semester.
“It’s Tuesday—the second Monday of the week”
– Kathleen Phillips explaining why the first Tuesday/Thursday class of the week feels a lot like the first Monday/Wednesday/Friday class of the week.
“Testosterone and vodka both help.”
– Professor Thomas Holm, on the trick to singing extremely low bass notes.
“God is so weird.”
– Freshman Sarah Kugler in Lundberg’s Intro to Lit class, on the subject of the Puritans views of God.
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