Here are the campus quotes from the April 12 edition:
“All relationships end. You either break it off or one of you dies.”
-Scott Monsma. Submitted via Twitter by @TeRayRay_
“If baptism were a sacrament, I’d be standing at a parade with a supersoaker saying ‘I baptize you in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.'”
-Chaplain Harlan Van Oort on the importance of the sacraments.