“It looks like there’s a bag of yard work in your noodles.”
– Freshman Tyler Zeutenhorst referring to freshman Josh Vander Plaats’ chow mein ramen
“Yeah, it sounds like that HIV stuff that has been going around.”
– Professor of History Doug Anderson, in reference to a student being ill with the flu over the weekend.
“You sound like a clarinet with a watermelon in its mouth.”
– Professor of Music Thomas Holm making fun of the A Capella choir’s attempt at singing.
“I don’t want to see my sauce.”
– Junior Greg White talking about the small quantity of cheese on his pizza.
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