“This is Iowa, there’s a lot of things up here that are nasty.”
– Sophomore Andrew Lovgren talking about manure and dirty jobs
“A strange lady to our left wipes out and belly flops on the sidewalk. OUCH! She continues to lay there lethargically, not moving, so we press on.”
– Senior Anna Anderson recounting her first day on the Chicago Semester
“You want to be tender, gentle and loving to your wife, not ‘Slam, Bam, thank you ma’am’.”
– Professor of Philosophy Don Wacome when discussing a poem about sex
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