“I’ve never experienced a tampon before!” – Josh Doorenbos while exploring consumerism in American Literature II “There are a lot of popes…
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Greg White
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“Naturally, as a poet he commited suicide because that’s the only way a poet can die” – Junior Brandon Lenderink on Vachel…
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“It looks like there’s a bag of yard work in your noodles.” – Freshman Tyler Zeutenhorst referring to freshman Josh Vander Plaats’…
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“Stop grooming her—you’re not a baboon.” – Professor of Nursing Ruth Daumer before a junior nursing meeting “They are dull and I…
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The scary and shocking start to this year’s children’s play didn’t include any catchy, timeless tunes. In fact, there were no tunes…
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“I was disappointed that I didn’t see any of you at the Renaissance fair this Saturday.” – Professor of Physics Thomas Bogue…
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The Red Raider Chorus certainly exhorted our soccer men to a strong vicotry over Nebraska Weslyan on Saturday. From the stands, I…
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Bon Iver front man Justin Vernon gave a decidedly spiritual performance on September 19th at The Slowdown, Omaha’s cozy, hip music venue.…
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“Men don’t have penis envy, they have breast quest.” – Professor Laird Edman, reexamining the validity of Freud’s psychoanalytical theory in a…
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“I’m like a human bowel, I’m very irritable.” – Professor of History Michael Kugler, expressing his feelings about grading 115 papers in…